December 2008
5 posts
“Hope is great. We need caffeine.”
– Mohinder Suresh
Adobe Creative
So I was mulling about my school’s website and checking up on assignments, when I saw an angel. It looked kinda like a box of computer software.
“Do not fear,” he said. “I am Adobe Creative Suite Premium. Thanks to your awesome university, I am free for you to download. Go, and be at peace.”
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“My brain has a serious gas problem. I haven’t been able to think all day!”
– Anonymous
